Monday, September 21, 2015

Testing Rule 34

We've all heard of Rule 34—"If it exists, there is porn of it." But is that true?
http://xkcd.com/305/

In a thoroughly non-scientific manner, I decided to see if I could find exceptions by riffing off Things I Could Think Of.

Since we're riffing, here is Cracked.com's The 6 Most Terrifying Examples of 'Rule 34'. I actually only made it through #6 and #5 *shudder*.

We here at Lust Wish A Laugh have done enough of this in-depth quality research (we're professionals, don't try this at home!) to qualify for its own hash tag. #It'sResearch,Really!

I tried searching Waldo Porn, thinking of the cute little stocking-capped guy. I got...well, I'm not sure, really, but it apparently is shorthand for another fetish. *shudder*

So then, since I play classical flute, I thought of "Flute Porn"...oh, God. NO, DON'T PUT IT THERE...! And yeah, turns out "playing her flute" is a euphemism for dildo blowjob. *sigh*

Really skittish now, I tried "Lust With a Laugh" porn.

And I got--us.

I'm not quite sure if I broke Rule 34 or not...


5 comments:

  1. LMAO! So we're like porn within porn about porn? I need more coffee before this goes all Inception on us. I'm sure there's coffee porn too. Right? *goes to Google*

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    1. Nooooo don't Google coffee porn....oh, Roxy, what you do so the rest of the world doesn't have to--you're a true hero :)

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  2. LMAO! So we're like porn within porn about porn? I need more coffee before this goes all Inception on us. I'm sure there's coffee porn too. Right? *goes to Google*

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  3. Whatever you do, don't Google "flounder porn". You'll never look at The Little Mermaid the same way again...

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    1. I'm weeping. Under the Sea now holds new meaning for me. LOL

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