In a thoroughly non-scientific manner, I decided to see if I could find exceptions by riffing off Things I Could Think Of.
Since we're riffing, here is Cracked.com's The 6 Most Terrifying Examples of 'Rule 34'. I actually only made it through #6 and #5 *shudder*.
We here at Lust Wish A Laugh have done enough of this in-depth quality research (we're professionals, don't try this at home!) to qualify for its own hash tag. #It'sResearch,Really!
So then, since I play classical flute, I thought of "Flute Porn"...oh, God. NO, DON'T PUT IT THERE...! And yeah, turns out "playing her flute" is a euphemism for dildo blowjob. *sigh*
Really skittish now, I tried "Lust With a Laugh" porn.
And I got--us.
I'm not quite sure if I broke Rule 34 or not...