1) I’ve never arm-wrestled a bear. But I suspect he/she would win. Hence why I’m putting it off.
2) I’d rather date a werewolf than a vampire. But I’d dump the werewolf for a dragon in a heartbeat.
3) Pufferfish and goats are my spirit animals.
4) In my mind, I’m 3 inches taller. And a unicorn. Who’s a ninja. And master yodeler. Not to be confused with Master Yoda.
5) I’m not Master Yoda.
6) I’m known to sneak Star Wars references in everywhere I can.
7) My superpower is turning even the most innocent statement into something dirty.
8) If I ever get invited to a wild game dinner I’m asking random strangers if they’ve eaten beaver.
9) I’ve knocked my partner unconscious while playing Wii Dance Party.
10) No one wants to be my partner in Wii Dance Party.
11) I’m a highly skilled air guitarist.
12) My Native American name is Runs From Zombies.
13) My favorite food groups are bacon, chocolate, donuts, and Smirnoff.
But enough about me. It’s your turn. Tell us a little something about yourself in the comments section. In the meantime, I’ve got a bear to go wrestle. *cracks my knuckles*
|Me with Gus from Vanessa Unveiled--AKA my alter ego|